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Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast!

Road Trip.

I'll be out of pocket for the next two weeks. If you'd like a postcard, send me an email with your mailing address.

Have A Great Weekend!

You know the drill. Try and make it out onto or into the water this weekend....unless in live on the Eastern seaboard of the United States. If you live there, get the hell away from the water. The next time you go back to the beach, it will look different. Good luck!

Fish On Fridays.

Hey Joe, there's no damn fish in that photo above!
Who needs fish, when you have some sun.

Friday Flyover: Extreme Gs

Listen to the pilot's outbursts.

How To Sail Through The Narrows.

Oops!
Obrigado Miguel.

Fish On Fridays. Big Fish!

Hey fellas, come on in. The water's great!
Call me a coward, but I don't think I would stand that close to the edge with that beasty swimming by.

Soy Marinero Soy.

A true sailor indeed. He doesn't actually go sailing. Instead, he paints his boat and sings to pass the time. Damn money pit!

Return To The Earth. Food Freedom.

"Will Allen is a worm farmer, and a hero for independence, voluntaryism, and self-sufficiency. He inspires inner city people - especially young folks - to break their dependency on food convenience and become self-sufficient. Will is the farmer-in-chief of Growing Power, Inc. Will made the 2010 Time 100. He left his job at Proctor & Gamble to farm in the city."  - Karen De Coster

Wednesday Wipeout.

The Best Body Surfers In The World.

If you ever seen a photo of dolphins playing in the surf zone, the chances are it was taken by Greg Huglin. Check out his SmugMug page or his commercial site.

Weekday Wahines.

O'neill Hawaii Womens Pro Surf Team 2011 from Kyle Alexander Photography on Vimeo.

Oh yeah, sex doesn't sell.

O Canada!

Spotted on the bay today.
I have a zillion 18 footer skiff shots and a fair bit of video. Hokey smokes, I wonder when I can edit it all?

Ô Canada!
Terre de nos aïeux,
Ton front est ceint de fleurons glorieux!
Car ton bras sait porter l'épée,
Il sait porter la croix!
Ton histoire est une épopée
Des plus brillants exploits.
Et ta valeur, de foi trempée,
Protégera nos foyers et nos droits.
Protégera nos foyers et nos droits.

O Canada!
Our home and native land!
True patriot love in all thy sons command.
With glowing hearts we see thee rise,
The True North strong and free!
From far and wide,
O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.
God keep our land glorious and free!
O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.
O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.

Mermaid Monday.

For more mermaids (and apparently your boating insurance needs) take a stroll down the street to Never Sea Land.

Mad Mark Monday. "Laser Sail From Kaneohe To Hawaii Kai."

Mark Denzer, the circumnavigator of Oahu is back. Our intrepid hero decided to sail from Kaneohe to Hawaii Kai in a Laser, no easy feat.

Sailing out of Kaneohe Bay looks like a lot of fun. I took a gander at the chart, Mark went through some shallow waters....and a "PROHIBITED AREA."

Look, reef!

It can get rough!

"Total distance 26.1 nautical miles. 5 hours. But it took an hour to get to r2. There was no wind in the bay. Then I had to tack a whole bunch of times to get past Mokapu Point (the base) due to current and a big righty."

Skipjacks.

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Have A Great Weekend!

We began the week with her, and now we end it with her.
Wahine: Jessica Gomes.

Don't let the heat, fog or cold deter you. Try and make it out onto or into the water this weekend.

Fish On Fridays.

A girl who wants her fish.

Screw It, Let's Watch Some Surfing.

Let's Create A Marketing Video For The New AC45!

Oooo...wow...I'm sold...not. "The Best Sailors!" "The World's Greatest Sailing Race!" Come on, guys. Enough with the hype and arrogance! I'm starting to get pissed off.