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Fish On Fridays. "Voici Les Vahinés."

Adieu Charlot ! ...et merci pour tous les poissons!!

Fish On Fridays. "Hello Mrs. Big Teeth." (Moving Pictures)

Variables with Kimi Werner from Patagonia on Vimeo.

Good thing someone wasn't hungry.
It also helps if you are fearless, experienced, and know your environment.

Meet the fearless huntress of the sea, Kimi Werner.

Fish On Fridays. "Shawn, I'd Like To Introduce You To Mr. Big Teeth" (Video)

Hello my friend, I'd like to play with you a bit.
I don't know how he managed to stay calm and continue filming. If it was me, I would have been screaming, "Mommy!" and possibly defecating in my pants. But then, I'm not a stud like Shawn.

Yes my friends, I know you're shocked. But there are things in the ocean that will eat you. 

The ocean is not a kiss the fish cartoon or a playful world of domesticated seals and dolphins. It's a wilderness. So please always be aware of the conditions, your abilities and the environment when heading out into the water.

Fish On Fridays.

Voici la vahiné !

Fish On Fridays. "Voici La Vahiné."

Bon Vendredi à tous !

Fish On Fridays. "Voici Les Vahinés."

Vendredi heureux de toute !

More Fish!

How much fish can a guy take, Joe?

Fish On Fridays.

Guess who's coming to dinner?
It seems that we have an unexpected guest dropping in tonight. I hope there's enough food.

Fish On Fridays.

Voici la vahiné.

Fish On Fridays.

Food for fish on Fridays?
Joe, Joe, Joe, why are you so negative? Sharks are misunderstood; they're gentle and playful. I think I'll jump in and swim with them. From the deepest reaches of my paleo brain something screams out to me and it doesn't say sharks are playful, more like hungry!

Fish On Fridays. "Mr. Big Teeth Swims By."

What's holding you back? Jump on in and swim with him. He's sweet, lovely and misunderstood.

Photo via Rick Iossi.

Fish On Fridays. "Voici La Vahiné."

Sharks, who wants to see sharks? After a long week of working in the salt mines, you want to have a treat. That's why God made fish.

Kiss Me Baby!

Oh, that's where that fish ended up.

Fish On Fridays. "Fish Gone Wild!" (Moving Pictures)

Look, Bonnie! Fish!

Fish On Fridays. (Moving Pictures + Wahines)

"Look, Joe! Fish! 'cause fish on friday is just about the fish."
Bonnie's goy my number!

Crossposted on the water channel.

Fish On Fridays.

Fish on a dish.

Fish On Fridays. "Charlot, Voici Les Vahinés."

Paradis sur terre.....à la plage ! Vous avez des poissons ?

Fish On Fridays. Marlin 1 - Fishermen 0

Marlin sinks boat! Actually, the captain screwed up:  

"Not all the details are in, but apparently the captain began backing down on the huge fish, a common practice in big-game fishing when a fish is taking line. He puts the boat in reverse to chase the fish.

One commenter on Marlin Magazine's Facebook post who apparently had some knowledge of the incident said that the captain fell as he was backing down on the fish at full throttle. The boat took on too much water and, finally, there was no correcting the situation.

Marlin Magazine reported that the boat went to the bottom of the sea and everybody on board was rescued by the photo boat. And, of course, the fish got away. "

Those guys are going to have a hell of a fishing tale to tell. For some reason, I don't think the captain will be getting that many charters in the future.

Hat tip Tim Zimmerman | Quote from Wooden Boat Forum | Photos: Marlin Magazine

Fish On Fridays.

Mr. Big Teeth goes to the beach.
Someone should teach the photographer about lighting! Mind you, if you send me a photo with a pretty wahine in it, the chances are it will be posted. I'm such a cheap date.

Fish On Fridays. (The End Result)

It's time to eat.
I told you Baydog, food! Can the Tillerman eat fish? There are so many gradations of vegetarianism that it makes my head spin.