I know it's a stretch, but let's try and class up this two bit joint with some art. (that doesn't mean dogs playing cards or shooting pool) Mind you, the painting above reminds me of some benders I've had.
Fishcicles! (Al Gore's dog takes a spin on the ice.) Isen frøs så fort at fisken ikke hadde en sjanse. Translation: the sea froze so fast, those fish didn't stand a chance. Translation of translation: f*cked fish!