the horse's mouth

Fish On Fridays. "Voici Les Vahinés."

Adieu Charlot ! ...et merci pour tous les poissons!!

Fish On Fridays. "Hello Mrs. Big Teeth." (Moving Pictures)

Variables with Kimi Werner from Patagonia on Vimeo.

Good thing someone wasn't hungry.
It also helps if you are fearless, experienced, and know your environment.

Meet the fearless huntress of the sea, Kimi Werner.

Mako Madness. "An Old Man And The Sea Moment." (video)

Hand line fishing + Big Fish + Hungry Fish = An Old Man And The Sea Moment. 
"A bit of blood and guts in there."

Via Marlin Magazine.

Fish On Fridays. "Shawn, I'd Like To Introduce You To Mr. Big Teeth" (Video)

Hello my friend, I'd like to play with you a bit.
I don't know how he managed to stay calm and continue filming. If it was me, I would have been screaming, "Mommy!" and possibly defecating in my pants. But then, I'm not a stud like Shawn.

Yes my friends, I know you're shocked. But there are things in the ocean that will eat you. 

The ocean is not a kiss the fish cartoon or a playful world of domesticated seals and dolphins. It's a wilderness. So please always be aware of the conditions, your abilities and the environment when heading out into the water.

Fish On Fridays.

Voici la vahiné !

Fish On Fridays. "Voici La Vahiné."

Bon Vendredi à tous !

Fish On Fridays. "Voici Les Vahinés."

Vendredi heureux de toute !

Fish On Fridays.

Voici la vahiné.

Fish On Fridays. "Voici La Vahiné."

Sharks, who wants to see sharks? After a long week of working in the salt mines, you want to have a treat. That's why God made fish.

Kiss Me Baby!

Oh, that's where that fish ended up.

Fish On Fridays. "Fish Gone Wild!" (Moving Pictures)

Look, Bonnie! Fish!

Fish On Fridays. (Moving Pictures + Wahines)

"Look, Joe! Fish! 'cause fish on friday is just about the fish."
Bonnie's goy my number!

Crossposted on the water channel.

Fish On Fridays. Marlin 1 - Fishermen 0

Marlin sinks boat! Actually, the captain screwed up:  

"Not all the details are in, but apparently the captain began backing down on the huge fish, a common practice in big-game fishing when a fish is taking line. He puts the boat in reverse to chase the fish.

One commenter on Marlin Magazine's Facebook post who apparently had some knowledge of the incident said that the captain fell as he was backing down on the fish at full throttle. The boat took on too much water and, finally, there was no correcting the situation.

Marlin Magazine reported that the boat went to the bottom of the sea and everybody on board was rescued by the photo boat. And, of course, the fish got away. "

Those guys are going to have a hell of a fishing tale to tell. For some reason, I don't think the captain will be getting that many charters in the future.

Hat tip Tim Zimmerman | Quote from Wooden Boat Forum | Photos: Marlin Magazine

Fish On Fridays.

Mr. Big Teeth goes to the beach.
Someone should teach the photographer about lighting! Mind you, if you send me a photo with a pretty wahine in it, the chances are it will be posted. I'm such a cheap date.

Fish On Fridays.

Kiss me baby!

Fish On Fridays. "Voici La Vahiné."

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Santa Of The Day.

Yes Virginia, Santa loves to fish.

Fish On Fridays.

That's some fish you have there, Santa!
Photo via Pete Landrys Real Gas.com

Watcha' Lookin At, Willis?

Eye see you!

Marlin Monday! "En Garde Monsieur !"

Marlin 1, fishermen 0.

They came loaded with cameras for evry angle.