the horse's mouth

Weekend Wahine.

J'aime la plage.
La femme est Noemie Lenoir.

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Fish On Fridays.

Ummmmm, red snapper!

Tags: fishing, fish, fishing babes, wahines

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I Want My Mommy!

I hate it when this happens.

Tags: kiteboarding, kitesurfing, kite sailing, silly, humor

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Sailing Photo Of The Day.

More training wheels for the Tillerman and his agent..
Outrigger sailing canoes in French Polynesia.

Tags: sailing, multihull sailing, outrigger sailing canoes

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May I Help You?

Tags: silly photo, humor, humour

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Old School.

The legendary Pete Peterson with his long board.
Preston "Pete" Peterson positively ruled Mainland surfing during the 1930's.
Recognized amongst his fellow surfers as the country's best surfer, Peterson
won the Pacific Coast Surfing Championships four times out of ten (1932, 1936,
1938 and 1941).

Link: Legendary Surfers
Tags: surfing

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Kite Sailor On The Bay.

FotoHorse

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Thank God For Parking Brakes!

Where's Waldo?

Tags: humor, humour

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Is That You Chumley?

I am he as you are he
as you are me and we are all together.
See how they run like pigs from a gun,
see how they fly
I'm crying.

Sitting on a cornflake
waiting for the van to come.
Corporation tee shirt,
stupid bloody Tuesday.
Man, you been a naughty boy,
you let your face grow long.

I am the eggman, they are the eggmen,
I am the walrus
Goo goo g' joob.

Mister city p'liceman
sitting pretty little p'liceman in a row.
See how they fly like Lucy in the sky,
see how they run, I'm crying. 
I'm crying. I'm crying. I'm crying.

Yellow matter custard
dripping from a dead dog's eye.
Crab a locker fishwife
pornographic priestess.
Boy, you been a naughty girl,
you let your knickers down.

I am the eggman, they are the eggmen,
I am the walrus
Goo goo g' joob.

Sitting in a English garden
waiting for the sun.
If the sun don't come
you get your tan
from standing in the English rain.

I am the eggman, they are the eggmen,
I am the walrus
Goo goo g' joob, goo goo goo g' joob.

Expert texpert choking smokers
Don't you think the joker laughs at you?
See how they smile like pigs in a sty,
see how they snied,
I'm crying.

Semolina pilchard
climbing up the Eiffel Tower
Elementary penguin singing Hare Krishna.
Man, you should have seen them
kicking Edgar Allan Poe.

I am the eggman, they are the eggmen,
I am the walrus
Goo goo g' joob, g' goo goo g' joob.
Goo goo g' joob, g' goo goo g' joob, goo goo.

Tags: beatles, i'm the walrus, walrus

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Tonight's Marine Forecast Is For Clear Skies

Could you send Al Gore up topside, I need him to check the weather.
Also ask him to stand next to the mast for a better view.
The forecast is never wrong, is it?

Via .sNIPEOUT.

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Weekend Wahines.

Did I tell you that I love the beach?

Tags: beach, surfing, surfing babes, wahines

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Beach Cat.

Have you seen my Hobie?

Tags: silly, humor, humour

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Old, Old, Old School Surfboards.

Tom Wegener talks about the old Hawaiian type surfboards that he makes
in OZ. If that has wetted you appetite check out Rick Boufford's site showing you
the recipe for a paipo board.

Links: Tom Wegener | Rick Boufford | Surfer Magazine

Tags: surfing

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Boat Of The Day.

It tastes like Laser!
Today's boat is the Impulse, a high performance Australian 4m single handed dinghy.
From the class web site:  Made from fiberglass or wood it is the ultimate one man or
woman monohull. You can make it yourself, get someone else to build it
or buy it secondhand.

With a competitive yardstick of 118, you will make your Laser friends
envious as you leave them in your wake.
Hmmm, I wonder what the Tillerman or his agent think about that
statement?

Boat suggested by Anonymous.

Links: Australian Impulse Association | Impulse 545

Tags: dinghy sailing, sailing, impulse dinghy

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Fish On Fridays.

Got to keep fishing, there's not enough to feed a Puffin.

Tags: fishing, fishing babes, wahines

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Old, Old School.

The Paipo Boys.
Back in the day (in the olden times), only the Ali'i got to ride
standing up on sticks. The Maka'ainana (plebes) had to make
do with Paipo boards (the precursor of the bodyboard) or
bodysurfing.

Tags: surfing

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Not Another Surf Video!

No dog, it's about going out sans stick.

Tags: surfing, bodysurfing, surfing video, bodysurfing video

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Is It Friday Yet?

I want my fish!
Don't worry Puffin, I won't forget to add the kind of fish that
you like to the menu.

Tags: silly

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Old School.

Longboards are the way to go if you are going to stand up on a stick to surf.

Tags: surfing

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Please Don't Drop Me.

I need to make it to Friday.
It's been that kind of week.

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