the horse's mouth

Row, Row, Row Your Boat.

Nice oars!
What do I know, I use macons and hatchets.

Tags: rowing, silly

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Same Old Story, Different Set Of Characters.

So this it it, I'm going to die!
There I was swimming around minding my own business when this guy swoops
down out of the air and makes me his lunch.
Can't a guy catch a break?

Cheers to Adam, thanks mate.

Tags: fish, silly

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Fish On Fridays.

Another example of a nice catch.

Tags: fishing, wahines

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Kiss Me Baby!

I love fish.

Tags: fishing, wahines

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Grand Ma Goes Surfing

Give her a little schnapps and she will do just about anything.
Even sail in a trimaran with a cup holder!

Tags: surfing, silly, humor, humour

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How To Launch A Beach Cat.

Chaos from The Tybee 500.

Tags: sailing, multi-hull sailing, catamaran sailing, beach cats, sailing video, tybee 500, video

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Hey, Find Your Own Fish!

Oh no you don't, I'm not going to have fish head soup.
If it isn't the sea lions, it's the sharks!
Please don't tell PETA.

Tags: fishing, sharks, marine life

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Senor Caballo Goes Fishing.

Is it Friday yet? The cat and I are looking for those fishy gals.
If you have any leads please send them to the skipper.

Photo via .sNIPEOUT.

Tags: silly, fishing

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Sailing Photo Of The Day.

It's always Rock 'n' Roll on the Bay.
I still have sand behind my ears.

FotoHorse

Tags: sailing, san francisco sailing, san francisco bay

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Surfing Photo Of The Day.

Keith Keillor of Valhalla SurfSkis surfing his original ski at Point Loma
in 1982. I'm going to do some butt surfing today myself when I get the ski wet
for the  first time this year. I will be wearing something a tad bit warmer than Keith.

Update: There was mucho viento today. I went to the beach and got blasted
by wind swept sand. It would have been a perfect day for some rock
and roll sailing. Needless to say, the ski is still dry.

Photo: Valhalla SurfSkis

Tags: surski, surfing. paddle.

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Weekend Wahine.

There's always something to see or do at the beach.

Tags: wahine, beach, surfing

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Swedish Sailors Rock!

Ok sue me! It's another excuse to look at a wahine.
I have to make the guys up in Yellowstone happy.

Update: Marketa is David's wahine! Who knew?

Tags: sailing, wahine

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Wave Of The Day.

Mas agua!

Tags: surfing

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What Are You Doing This Weekend?

I'm going to flop around in the water and clean the bottom of my boat.

Tags: horse, silly

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Fish On Fridays.

Oh no, not again.

Tags: silly

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Natural Air Condtioning.

FOG!
Hey Al, I think I'm going to take a pass on those carbon offsets you're selling.

FotoHorse

Tags: weather

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Hay Mucho Calor Aqui.

Mama mia, that's a spicy meatball in the sky!
It was toasty today, so hot that my brain melted like a dropped
ice cream cone on an Arizona highway. Dog, It was 91 degrees
in San Francisco today. I heard several pleas to Saint Al for some
cooling intervention. Save us Al, we repent our evil carbon ways!

I say basta! Have a cold drink and look at what the jet stream is doing.

In honor of St. Al (I am not worthy to say his name.), lets have a
Joe-he-tow.

Ingredients:
Rum | Cachaca | Tequila | Rose's Lime Juice | Lemon Juice | Pineapple Juice

2 shots of rum, 1 shot of cachaca, 2 shots of tequila, a drop of Rose's,
a few squirts of lemon juice and some pineapple juice into a
blender. Blend!!!!! Now fill a shaker half way up with ice cubes and
pour the elixir in. Shake!!!!
(Aah, Shake shake, shake shake!
Aah, Shake shake shake, shake shake shake,
Shake your booty! Shake your booty!
Oh, shake shake shake, shake shake shake,
Shake your booty! Shake your booty.) About 40 times mas o menos.
Pour the flavor of the gods into a Margarita glass. Enjoy!

FotoHorse

Tags: weather, san francisco, drink recipe

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Sailing Photo Of The Day.

Do you know what this boat is?
Our Swedish cousins can tell you a thing or two about her.
Now if they would only share the secret source of their awesome D-kanots,
I'd be happy. The plans boss, the plans!

sidenote: I have been sick as a dog these last three days and couldn't take the
ski out. As it happens this weekend was glorious, 87 (31) degrees today.

FotoHorse: May 2, 2007 San Francisco Bay

Tags: folkbat, folkboat, sailing, segling

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Weekend Wahine

Did you know that Jessica Alba learned how to swim before she could walk?
She's also a  PADI - certified scuba diver.

Tags: jessica alba, wahine, swimming

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Big Bad Surf "TEAHUPOO!" Surf Video.

Big Bad Surf "TEAHUPOO!"
Uploaded by h2ojoe

Video footage from this year's Von Zipper Trials at Teahupoo.

Tags: surfing, surfing video, teahupoo, vob zipper trials, video

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