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May 27, 2009

Tillerman's Cookie. Do Not View Until Friday.

This should keep the wolf from the door until Monday.
Now I really have to go.

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Gone Fishing.

I'll be offline until June 2nd.

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Wednesday Wipeout.

OTF!

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Wave Of The Day.

From Wave Of The Day

Whoosh!

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Speaking Of Circumnavigators: Around Britain In A Small Boat.

Dylan Winter is a "middle aged, middle class man, from middle England" who is sailing his small boat around Britain.
"My plan is to push my pudgy little bow into every estuary and river worth exploring as I undertake my 4 year journey around the coast of Britain - actually it might take a bit longer than four year..." "I am sailing around the UK in a £2,000 40 year old yacht designed by a socialist newspaper as a yacht for the working man. I have done a year so far – from the isle of wight to the east coast – all done between jobs as a pro cameraman."

Dylan is my kind of guy.
"If you're after a sailing adventure that includes storms and danger, well as both a cameraman and an inveterate coward I try to sail only when the sun is shinning and the light good."

Follow Dylan's adventure at his channel on YouTube. Three cheers mate for living your dream!

Links: Dylan's Channel | Dylan's DVD site

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May 26, 2009

Who Is O'Docker And Why Does He Want To See A Fish Video?

Hello Mr. O'Docker, you want video, you got video.

Sorry, no pole dancing.
Maybe next week.

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May 23, 2009

6 Reasons Why I Don't Have A Sailing LIst.

1. I went sailing instead of writing a list about sailing.

2. The dog ate the list.

3. The fish ate the list.

4. I'm one lazy dog.

5. I'm drunk and passed out in some back alley.

6. I got distracted by Wahines! What list?

Sir, may I have a cookie now?

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Posted at 05:48 PM in Sailing, Silly | Permalink | Comments (3) | TrackBack (0)

Where Is That List?

The list was last seen in the front pocket of a balding elderly English gentleman. The suspect made his escape by sailing downwind aboard a Laser from the Ramp, a popular drinking establishment in San Francisco where the drinks are strong and the women beautiful (especially after many of those strong drinks). Please, if you see the suspect, approach with caution he is armed with a biting wit and heavy sarcasm.

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May 22, 2009

Fish On Fridays, "Voici Les Vahinés (Wahinés)."

Miguel y Chuck, las wahines! Now leave me alone, I have to work on my Tillerman assignment.

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May 21, 2009

Damn You Tillerman!

Why do you torture me with writing assignments? Did I throw a cinder block into your cockpit during that last race? No! I sail a Force 5 not a Laser, so I couldn't have been anywhere near a regatta with more than 2 sailors. Curses, I'll be burning the midnight oil again.

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Posted at 08:43 PM in Sailing, Silly | Permalink | Comments (0) | TrackBack (0)

One Of The Reasons You Don't Want To Be Out At Sea During A Storm.

Zap!

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We'll Have A Barrel, We'll Have A Barrel Of Fun. [Video]

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The Relentless Powers of Three surf documentary follows two fearless surfers Tom Lowe and Fergal Smith as they hunt out the biggest, scariest and heaviest waves during the brutal winter in Ireland.

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