the horse's mouth

So Let Me Get This Straight, It's Chicago Or Rio.

Really? I know I just fell off the turnip truck, but are you kidding me?

Have you met Fernanda and Isabel?

Really, is there a choice?

Really? Look at that view!

Did I mention the view?

I'm sorry Barry, but I've got to go with my heart....and the better landscape. So it's Brazil (Brasil) by a landslide. (If I had a vote)

Just look!
Olá Peter, olá João!

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Luna Park On Lunes.

Just a little lunacy from me to you.
Okay, I know I'm looney. I can't help myself when it comes to strange photos.

Part of the Luna Park series, coming soon to a screen near you.
From my trip to Oz.

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Fish On Fridays. Dos Wahines Con Los Pescados.

¡Tenga un gran fin de semana!

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Why You Don't Want To Go Out On One Of Those Massive Dive Boats To The Great Barrier Reef.

Have you ever been kicked in the head with a flipper?

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It Came From Beneath The Sea .... Or Maybe Sacramento.

Oh, the humanity!

Oh, the horror!

O the Dock?
Yes friends and neighbors, the O Dock has arisen and he is out to conquer the world.

side note: I love all the warning signs on the gate. Please sir, will you let me in if I give you a cookie? I promise not get drunk, swim, let my dog run wild. poop on the dock, pitch a tent, sleep overnight, fish(even though today is Friday), ride a bike or engage in any suspicious activities.

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Fish On Fridays.

How about a paipo fish board?
No freaking way Joe. We want wahines!

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Extreme High Wind Sailing! [Video]

Okay, you've got me, I was kidding about the title. This video is shows a very cool rig for upwind sailing from KayakSailor.

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Wednesday Was'SUP. New Boards And Paddles From Ian "Mr. Hypr Nalu" Foo.

Ian and Lauren make SUP boards and paddles in Hawaii. Ian asked me to share with you his new boards and paddles, they are presented for your edification in the slideshow above.

If you want to learn more about their boards and want to see an action shot or two, head on over to  HYPR NALU Hawaii.

All work and no play make Joey a dull boy.
Rough life playing with water toys all day....and in Hawaii to top it off!

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Tamale Tuesday With Tame Impala - "Half Full Glass Of Wine." [Music Video]

Look what the cat dragged in from down under, Tame Impala. Shades of Cream!

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It's Nice Being A Czar.

Roman Abramovich, a Russian oligarch, has a new boat called the Eclipse. She exceeds 540 feet and has two helipads, a swimming pool, bulletproof glass, a steam room and a personal submarine. Price for this floating palace is a cool $1.2 billion. It's good to know that some people aren't hurting during this recession.

"Let them eat borscht!"

Paipo's Down Unda. [Video]

The Waldron Brothers' paipo boards in action.
Via Korduroy.tv

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Some SUPper For Frank. [Video]

Frank, here is the poor man's SUP served up for you.

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Fish On Fridays.

Phew. I'm glad I didn't run to Mr. Tiburon while I was in Oz.

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Here's Joey!

All work and no play make Joey a dull boy.
Oh shit, I'm back. Does this mean that I have to blog?

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