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Have A Great Weekend! (Doubles As Fish On Fridays)

It's pau hana time! (I've got to get outside before my eyeballs fall out.) So, try and make it out onto or into the water this weekend. I'll see you next week, maybe.

I Wonder Why Stand Up Paddling Is More Popular Than Sailing?

You can bring a friend with you.





You can bring lots of friends with you!



You wouldn't want to do this with a sailboat.



Your kid won't become traumatized by a lunatuc sailing instructor screaming at her during sailing camp. It's just a about fun.



Versatility is the name of the game.
You can throw multiple boards on the roof of your car, so they're easy to transport. You can paddle them on rivers, lakes, bays and the ocean. You can go surfing.  You can practice your asanas on them. You can fish from them. You can even put a mast on one and go windsurfing. Clean up is a snap!

Everything That Has Been Will Be, Everything That Will Be Is, Everything That Will Be Has Been.

Capital idea, Jeeves. If we can do yoga on a Stand Up Paddleboard, why not turn one into a sailing craft! Wait a second, didn't I see this movie back in the 70s?

Want that flashback, take a stroll over to Ta'loo-ard Paddlesail.

Warning: Do not use in more than 12 knots of wind while Stand Up Paddle Sailing. Stay close to shore. Paddle with a buddy

In case you're wondering, Bonnie requested a Primo.

Warning: Do not drink and Stand Up Paddle Sail. Stay on the shore. Drink with a buddy

Bonnie Asks, "Where's The Rainier Beer?"

Bonnie, you asked, I delivered.
I spit coffee through my nose the first time I saw the Running of the Rainier. What a crazy, creative campaign. (the Northwest is known for it's magic mushrooms.)

Why Is Sailing Dying In The United States?

It's so hip and cool!

Kick up your heels kids, we're going to have some fun tonight!

I wonder why it's dying?
What's up with the dress up party? I spent 6 years in the Navy and the last thing I want to do is wear a uniform again or pretend that I'm a "Captain."

Have A Great Weekend!

Try and make it out onto or into the water this weekend!

Fish On Fridays. "Voici La Vahiné, Monsieur Tillerman !"

A little bit of aloha.

Fish On Fridays.

Grrrrrrrr!

Seascapes By Caspar David Friedrich.

The Monk By The Sea
Location: Alte Nationalgalerie
Dimensions: 3' 7" x 5' 8" (1.10 m x 1.72 m)
Created: 1808–1810 | Media: Oil paint

Sea Shore in Moonlight (Küste bei Mondschein)
Location: Kunsthalle, Hamburg
Dimensions: 134 × 169 cm.
Created: 1835–36. | Media: Oil paint.

Moonrise Over the Sea (Mondaufgang am Meer)
Location: Alte Nationalgalerie, Berlin.
Dimensions: 55 × 71 cm.
Created: 1822 | Media: Oil paint

The Stages of Life (Die Lebensstufen)
Location: Museum der Bildenden Künste, Leipzig
Dimensions: 72.5 cm × 94 cm (28.5 in × 37 in)
Created: 1835 | Media: Oil Paint

Caspar David Friedrich was born in Greifswald, Swedish Pomerania, on the Baltic Sea. He was a 19th-century German Romantic landscape painter, generally considered the most important German artist of his generation. Friedrich is best known for his mid-period allegorical landscapes which typically feature contemplative figures silhouetted against night skies, morning mists, barren trees or Gothic ruins. His primary interest as an artist was the contemplation of nature, and his often symbolic and anti-classical work seeks to convey a subjective, emotional response to the natural world. Friedrich's paintings characteristically set a human presence in diminished perspective amid expansive landscapes, reducing the figures to a scale that, according to the art historian Christopher John Murray, directs "the viewer's gaze towards their metaphysical dimension."

Wreck On Wednesday.

I said, "neat," not "on the rocks!"
In case you folks have forgotten, this is "Safe Boating Week." 

Wednesday Wipeout.

Do you believe in happy endings?

Storm.

Sense of Place (storm no.1)
oil on canvas 2009
50x50 cms
© Lorna Wilson

Monday Morning Mermaid.

Just a little distraction for Brian as he struggles with the  clean fresh air of Beijing. Breath deep my friend, you're not in Michigan anymore.

Have A Great Weekend!

It's pau hana time, and that means it's time to hit the beach. So try and make it out onto or into the water this weekend. Aloha!

Fish On Fridays. "Voici Les Vahinés."

Adieu Charlot ! ...et merci pour tous les poissons!!

Limit of Positive Stability.

Limit of Positive Stability or LPS is the angle from the vertical at which a boat will no longer stay upright but will capsize, becoming inverted, or turtled. It is also known as the Angle of Vanishing Stability or AVS. For example, if a boat with an LPS of 120 degrees rolls past this point, i.e. its mast is already at an angle of 30 degrees below the water, it will continue to roll and be completely upside down in the water. Most sailboats have lead or other heavy materials in their keel at the bottom of their hulls to keep them from capsizing.

Wednesday Wipeout.

Ah-oh, down she goes!
credit: Pascale Menguy Guittonneau
Semaine du Golfe 2013, jeudi 9 mai

Have A Great Weekend!

It's pau hana time. Try and make it out onto or into the water this weekend. I'll see you next week, aloha.

Did Someone Mention A Karmann Ghia?

Another air cooled wonder. In addition the the VW Bus, I also owned a Karmann Ghia many years ago. She got great gas mileage and was the easiest car that I have ever owned to repair and maintain.

Photo of the Ghia with an IC on top stolen from Earwigoagin.

Fish On Fridays. "Hello Mrs. Big Teeth." (Moving Pictures)

Variables with Kimi Werner from Patagonia on Vimeo.

Good thing someone wasn't hungry.
It also helps if you are fearless, experienced, and know your environment.

Meet the fearless huntress of the sea, Kimi Werner.