Of course they didn't say it in such a crude manner.
“Attention in the water, this is the Orange County Sheriff’s Department. Be advised, State Parks is asking us to make an announcement to let you know that you are paddleboarding next to approximately 15 great white sharks. They are advising that you exit the water in a…uh…calm manner. The sharks are as close as the surf line. Thank you for your cooperation.”
Aw, so cute. Can I paddle next to him?
The long version.
More sightings.
Great advice.
