the horse's mouth

Would You Like Yours Up Or On The Rocks?

On the rocks, please.

Fish On Fridays.

Gotta get some fishin' before the big day.

Jeff Bezos In Space.

Off to penetrate the stratosphere.

Here the super-villain is seen with his little brother.

Oh yeah, he definitely has the right stuff.

Up in the air, Junior Birdman,
Flying so high off the ground,
Is it a bird, plane or Superman?
No! It's Junior Birdman upside down.

And when you hear the doorbell ring, (buzz, buzz)
When you see the badge of tin, (tin, tin)
Then you will know that Junior Birdman
Has turned his box tops in!

It takes five box tops,
Four box bottoms,
Three labels,
Two wrappers,
And one thin dime.

Inspired by PewDiePie

Karen Goes For A Swim.

Photo stolen from Facebook.

Don't breathe on the sharks!

Surfing During An Epidemic.

Gota to get some new gear.

Have We Been Here Before?

Fish On Fridays.

Don't piss off the fish!
via GIPHY

Jibe Ho!

Thanks, Skip. I needed a bath.

Couch Surfing.

Silly, stupid, or both?

via GIPHY

Happy Turkey Day!

Gobble, gobble!
Miss Universe Turkey (past), Melis Haci.

Have a great Thanksgiving!

Mad Monday AKA Loony Lunes.

It's not April 1st so are we in bubble territory?

I've seen this movie before when the VCs threw money at any harebrained idea that used glossy marketing. Let's just say that it doesn't end well.

Seaweed Sunday.

Fear the beard.

Gillette

Fear the beard!

Anchors away.

Hillbilly Houseboat.

What's a houseboat without a dog? Full of rats! Gotta have a dog.

What's a houseboat with a dog? Full of fleas! Gotta have a flea collar.

What's a houseboat in mid Winter? Cold! Gotta have a heater or lots of whiskey.

Happy Thanksgiving. "Turkey Day Follies."

Have a great day. Keep an eye on Uncle Joe, he tends to hit the "Sauce."

Sea Trials

Who needs the Caribbean?

Dog Gone Sailing.

Balance the boat, Dawg!
Good boy.

No Doubt About It.

I've got to get a new boat!

Self Driving Cars.

They're the way of the future. Nothing can stop this advancement. Haven't you seen Futurama, Joe? Everything is better in the future, buddy. What could go wrong?

Kids with bb guns shooting at the gyroscope on the roof, not going to happen. Kids are better behaved than they were when you were a kid, Joe. Thoughts like that never occur to them.

The roads are all perfect. What could go wrong? Joe, just drink the Kool-aid and stop questioning progress. According to Elon Musk, you'll be integrated with machines, like toasters so why not cars.

 

The Morning After (Thanksgiving).

There's got to be a morning after
If we can hold on through the night
We have a chance to find the sunshine
Let's keep on looking for the light

 

Happy Turkey Day!

Gobble, gobble!
Miss World Turkey (past), Açelya Samyeli Danoğlu.

Have a great Thanksgiving!