the horse's mouth

Hillbilly Houseboat.

What's a houseboat without a dog? Full of rats! Gotta have a dog.

What's a houseboat with a dog? Full of fleas! Gotta have a flea collar.

What's a houseboat in mid Winter? Cold! Gotta have a heater or lots of whiskey.

Happy Thanksgiving. "Turkey Day Follies."

Have a great day. Keep an eye on Uncle Joe, he tends to hit the "Sauce."

Sea Trials

Who needs the Caribbean?

Dog Gone Sailing.

Balance the boat, Dawg!
Good boy.

No Doubt About It.

I've got to get a new boat!

Self Driving Cars.

They're the way of the future. Nothing can stop this advancement. Haven't you seen Futurama, Joe? Everything is better in the future, buddy. What could go wrong?

Kids with bb guns shooting at the gyroscope on the roof, not going to happen. Kids are better behaved than they were when you were a kid, Joe. Thoughts like that never occur to them.

The roads are all perfect. What could go wrong? Joe, just drink the Kool-aid and stop questioning progress. According to Elon Musk, you'll be integrated with machines, like toasters so why not cars.

 

The Morning After (Thanksgiving).

There's got to be a morning after
If we can hold on through the night
We have a chance to find the sunshine
Let's keep on looking for the light

 

Happy Turkey Day!

Gobble, gobble!
Miss World Turkey (past), Açelya Samyeli Danoğlu.

Have a great Thanksgiving!

That One May Smile, And Smile, And Be A Villain.

O all you host of heaven! O earth! What else?

And shall I couple hell? Oh, fie! Hold, hold, my heart,

And you, my sinews, grow not instant old,

But bear me stiffly up. Remember thee!

Ay, thou poor ghost, whiles memory holds a seat

In this distracted globe. Remember thee!

Yea, from the table of my memory

I’ll wipe away all trivial fond records,

All saws of books, all forms, all pressures past

That youth and observation copied there,

And thy commandment all alone shall live

Within the book and volume of my brain,

Unmixed with baser matter. Yes, by heaven!

O most pernicious woman!

O villain, villain, smiling, damnèd villain!

My tables!—Meet it is I set it down

That one may smile, and smile, and be a villain.

At least I'm sure it may be so in Britain:

So, uncle, there you are. Now to my word;
It is 'Adieu, adieu! remember me.'
I have sworn 't.

 

So Boris is out. Think of all the fun we would have had if he had become Prime Minister.

Michael Gove, the odious traitor has smiled his way into the fray, and will surely lose to Theresa May.

To Be, Or Not To Be (To Exit, Or Not To Exit) - That Is The Question.

What's it going to be lads?

In, or

Out!

What would Nelson say? "Thank God I have done my duty." Now it's up to you.
Yes, dear cousins, it's up to you. "Oh, oh, no more buttered scones for me, mater. I'm off to play the grand piano."

I'm All About Putting Safety First.

So it warms my heart to see that others feel the same way.
“We'll be saying a big hello to all intelligent lifeforms everywhere and to everyone else out there, the secret is to bang the rocks together, guys.”

Probably not the best name to have on your boat, especially if it's fallen off your trailer onto the roadway.

Why wouldn't you see a guy towing a boat behind his bike in San Francisco, Joe?

They say an image is worth a thousand words.

Repeat after me, "Hills."

The top photo was stolen from the Tillerman.

Live in luxury as you float off the coast of in your new open air sunshine drenched rental.
Cup holder available upon request.

Y' know, every now and then
I think you might like to hear something from us
Nice and easy

But there's just one thing
You see we never ever do nothing
Nice and easy
We always do it nice and rough
So we're gonna take the beginning of this song
And do it easy
Then we're gonna do the finish rough
This is the way we do proud mary
And we're rolling, rolling, rolling on the ocean
Listen to the story
I left a good job in the city
Working for the man every night and day
And I never lost one minute of sleeping
Worrying 'bout the way things might have been
Big wheel keep on turning
Proud mary keep on burning
And we're rolling, rolling
Rolling on the ocean
Cleaned a lot of plates in memphis
Pumped a lot of tane down in new orleans
But I never saw the good side of the city
Till I hitched a ride on a riverboat queen
Big wheel keep on turning
Proud mary keep on burning
And we're rolling, rolling
Rolling on the ocean
If you come down to the ocean
I bet you gonna find some people who live
You don't have to worry if you got no money
People on the ocean are happy to give

The rigging looks good.

O Canada!
Our home and native land!
True patriot love in all thy sons command.
With glowing hearts we see thee rise,
The True North strong and free!
From far and wide,
O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.
God keep our land glorious and free!
O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.
O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.

Ô Canada!
Terre de nos aïeux,
Ton front est ceint de fleurons glorieux!
Car ton bras sait porter l'épée,
Il sait porter la croix!
Ton histoire est une épopée
Des plus brillants exploits.
Et ta valeur, de foi trempée,
Protégera nos foyers et nos droits.
Protégera nos foyers et nos droits.

O Canada!
Our home and native land!
True patriot love in all thy sons command.
With glowing hearts we see thee rise,
The True North strong and free!
From far and wide,
O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.
God keep our land glorious and free!
O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.
O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.

Ô Canada!
Terre de nos aïeux,
Ton front est ceint de fleurons glorieux!
Car ton bras sait porter l'épée,
Il sait porter la croix!
Ton histoire est une épopée
Des plus brillants exploits.
Et ta valeur, de foi trempée,
Protégera nos foyers et nos droits.
Protégera nos foyers et nos droits.

O Canada!
Our home and native land!
True patriot love in all thy sons command.
With glowing hearts we see thee rise,
The True North strong and free!
From far and wide,
O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.
God keep our land glorious and free!
O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.
O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.

Ô Canada!
Terre de nos aïeux,
Ton front est ceint de fleurons glorieux!
Car ton bras sait porter l'épée,
Il sait porter la croix!
Ton histoire est une épopée
Des plus brillants exploits.
Et ta valeur, de foi trempée,
Protégera nos foyers et nos droits.
Protégera nos foyers et nos droits.

 

Gosh darn it Jed, let's play some music!

In America...back when America was 'merica, they always used to show a cartoon (animation for you kids with snot running out of your nose) before the motion picture. For your pleasure, Steamboat Willie.

Music to dine by on this fine Thanksgiving Day.

Good luck pulling that thing off.
I wonder how the hell did they get it on top in the first place, crane?

Tiny boat.

Cops Suck Dick.

Probably not the best name to have on your boat, especially if it's fallen off your trailer onto the roadway.

What You Won't See On The Streets Of San Francisco.

Why wouldn't you see a guy towing a boat behind his bike in San Francisco, Joe?

They say an image is worth a thousand words.

Repeat after me, "Hills."

The top photo was stolen from the Tillerman.

Houseboat For Rent In San Francisco.

Live in luxury as you float off the coast of in your new open air sunshine drenched rental.
Cup holder available upon request.

Rolling, Rolling On The Ocean.

Y' know, every now and then
I think you might like to hear something from us
Nice and easy

But there's just one thing
You see we never ever do nothing
Nice and easy
We always do it nice and rough
So we're gonna take the beginning of this song
And do it easy
Then we're gonna do the finish rough
This is the way we do proud mary
And we're rolling, rolling, rolling on the ocean
Listen to the story
I left a good job in the city
Working for the man every night and day
And I never lost one minute of sleeping
Worrying 'bout the way things might have been
Big wheel keep on turning
Proud mary keep on burning
And we're rolling, rolling
Rolling on the ocean
Cleaned a lot of plates in memphis
Pumped a lot of tane down in new orleans
But I never saw the good side of the city
Till I hitched a ride on a riverboat queen
Big wheel keep on turning
Proud mary keep on burning
And we're rolling, rolling
Rolling on the ocean
If you come down to the ocean
I bet you gonna find some people who live
You don't have to worry if you got no money
People on the ocean are happy to give

Cat Boat.

The rigging looks good.

O Canada! - Ô Canada!

O Canada!
Our home and native land!
True patriot love in all thy sons command.
With glowing hearts we see thee rise,
The True North strong and free!
From far and wide,
O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.
God keep our land glorious and free!
O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.
O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.

Ô Canada!
Terre de nos aïeux,
Ton front est ceint de fleurons glorieux!
Car ton bras sait porter l'épée,
Il sait porter la croix!
Ton histoire est une épopée
Des plus brillants exploits.
Et ta valeur, de foi trempée,
Protégera nos foyers et nos droits.
Protégera nos foyers et nos droits.

O Canada!
Our home and native land!
True patriot love in all thy sons command.
With glowing hearts we see thee rise,
The True North strong and free!
From far and wide,
O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.
God keep our land glorious and free!
O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.
O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.

Ô Canada!
Terre de nos aïeux,
Ton front est ceint de fleurons glorieux!
Car ton bras sait porter l'épée,
Il sait porter la croix!
Ton histoire est une épopée
Des plus brillants exploits.
Et ta valeur, de foi trempée,
Protégera nos foyers et nos droits.
Protégera nos foyers et nos droits.

O Canada!
Our home and native land!
True patriot love in all thy sons command.
With glowing hearts we see thee rise,
The True North strong and free!
From far and wide,
O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.
God keep our land glorious and free!
O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.
O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.

Ô Canada!
Terre de nos aïeux,
Ton front est ceint de fleurons glorieux!
Car ton bras sait porter l'épée,
Il sait porter la croix!
Ton histoire est une épopée
Des plus brillants exploits.
Et ta valeur, de foi trempée,
Protégera nos foyers et nos droits.
Protégera nos foyers et nos droits.

Music To Dine By On The American Holiday That Involves That Grand North American Bird, The Turkey.

 

Gosh darn it Jed, let's play some music!

In America...back when America was 'merica, they always used to show a cartoon (animation for you kids with snot running out of your nose) before the motion picture. For your pleasure, Steamboat Willie.

Music to dine by on this fine Thanksgiving Day.

Extreme Car Topping.

Good luck pulling that thing off.
I wonder how the hell did they get it on top in the first place, crane?

Tiny Car.

Tiny boat.