the horse's mouth

Karen Goes For A Swim.

Photo stolen from Facebook.

Don't breathe on the sharks!

Surfing During An Epidemic.

Gota to get some new gear.

Have We Been Here Before?

Fish On Fridays.

Don't piss off the fish!
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Jibe Ho!

Thanks, Skip. I needed a bath.

Couch Surfing.

Silly, stupid, or both?

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Happy Turkey Day!

Gobble, gobble!
Miss Universe Turkey (past), Melis Haci.

Have a great Thanksgiving!

Mad Monday AKA Loony Lunes.

It's not April 1st so are we in bubble territory?

I've seen this movie before when the VCs threw money at any harebrained idea that used glossy marketing. Let's just say that it doesn't end well.

Seaweed Sunday.

Fear the beard.

Gillette

Fear the beard!

Anchors away.

Hillbilly Houseboat.

What's a houseboat without a dog? Full of rats! Gotta have a dog.

What's a houseboat with a dog? Full of fleas! Gotta have a flea collar.

What's a houseboat in mid Winter? Cold! Gotta have a heater or lots of whiskey.

Happy Thanksgiving. "Turkey Day Follies."

Have a great day. Keep an eye on Uncle Joe, he tends to hit the "Sauce."

Sea Trials

Who needs the Caribbean?

Dog Gone Sailing.

Balance the boat, Dawg!
Good boy.

No Doubt About It.

I've got to get a new boat!

Self Driving Cars.

They're the way of the future. Nothing can stop this advancement. Haven't you seen Futurama, Joe? Everything is better in the future, buddy. What could go wrong?

Kids with bb guns shooting at the gyroscope on the roof, not going to happen. Kids are better behaved than they were when you were a kid, Joe. Thoughts like that never occur to them.

The roads are all perfect. What could go wrong? Joe, just drink the Kool-aid and stop questioning progress. According to Elon Musk, you'll be integrated with machines, like toasters so why not cars.

 

The Morning After (Thanksgiving).

There's got to be a morning after
If we can hold on through the night
We have a chance to find the sunshine
Let's keep on looking for the light

 

Happy Turkey Day!

Gobble, gobble!
Miss World Turkey (past), Açelya Samyeli Danoğlu.

Have a great Thanksgiving!

That One May Smile, And Smile, And Be A Villain.

O all you host of heaven! O earth! What else?

And shall I couple hell? Oh, fie! Hold, hold, my heart,

And you, my sinews, grow not instant old,

But bear me stiffly up. Remember thee!

Ay, thou poor ghost, whiles memory holds a seat

In this distracted globe. Remember thee!

Yea, from the table of my memory

I’ll wipe away all trivial fond records,

All saws of books, all forms, all pressures past

That youth and observation copied there,

And thy commandment all alone shall live

Within the book and volume of my brain,

Unmixed with baser matter. Yes, by heaven!

O most pernicious woman!

O villain, villain, smiling, damnèd villain!

My tables!—Meet it is I set it down

That one may smile, and smile, and be a villain.

At least I'm sure it may be so in Britain:

So, uncle, there you are. Now to my word;
It is 'Adieu, adieu! remember me.'
I have sworn 't.

 

So Boris is out. Think of all the fun we would have had if he had become Prime Minister.

Michael Gove, the odious traitor has smiled his way into the fray, and will surely lose to Theresa May.

To Be, Or Not To Be (To Exit, Or Not To Exit) - That Is The Question.

What's it going to be lads?

In, or

Out!

What would Nelson say? "Thank God I have done my duty." Now it's up to you.
Yes, dear cousins, it's up to you. "Oh, oh, no more buttered scones for me, mater. I'm off to play the grand piano."