the horse's mouth

What Do You Mean There Will Be No Pumpkins On The River?

No hippies or Captain Crunch!

No floating down the river!

No chef to make the pumpkin pie!

No gnome!

Say it ain't so, Joe!

The City of Tualatin has come to the difficult decision not to hold the West Coast Giant Pumpkin Regatta this year. Due to the COVID-19 pandemic the Pumpkin Regatta has been rescheduled for October 16, 2021.

Rolling, Rolling On The Ocean.

Y' know, every now and then
I think you might like to hear something from us
Nice and easy

But there's just one thing
You see we never ever do nothing
Nice and easy
We always do it nice and rough
So we're gonna take the beginning of this song
And do it easy
Then we're gonna do the finish rough
This is the way we do proud mary
And we're rolling, rolling, rolling on the ocean
Listen to the story
I left a good job in the city
Working for the man every night and day
And I never lost one minute of sleeping
Worrying 'bout the way things might have been
Big wheel keep on turning
Proud mary keep on burning
And we're rolling, rolling
Rolling on the ocean
Cleaned a lot of plates in memphis
Pumped a lot of tane down in new orleans
But I never saw the good side of the city
Till I hitched a ride on a riverboat queen
Big wheel keep on turning
Proud mary keep on burning
And we're rolling, rolling
Rolling on the ocean
If you come down to the ocean
I bet you gonna find some people who live
You don't have to worry if you got no money
People on the ocean are happy to give

Riding A Bike On The Bay. (Odd Boats)

Bicycle bicycle bicycle
I want to ride my bicycle bicycle bicycle
I want to ride my bicycle
I want to ride my bike
I want to ride my bicycle
I want to ride it where I like -"Bicycle Race" song by Queen 

Judah Schiller builds bikes for the bay. Can you say windage? No doubt, for flat days only.